Office

A typical Bowlhuzz workday

7am: Sleep through alarm:

 

8am: Ignore Scotty’s wake up chants

 

9am: Just one more snooze…

 

10am: Shit, running late for work again.  Call taxi

 

10.30am: Arrive late.  Phew, nobody noticed! (probably because Bowlhuzz’ productivity is rarely missed)

 

10.45am: Brunch break

 

11am: Cigarette break

 

11.30am: Early Lunch break

 

 

2pm: Tell the boss you are doing complicated coding

 

What Bowlhuzz actually does:

 

4pm: Leave work early “to get some important work done”

 

 

4.30pm: Tell Archie about complicated bowl theory from the previous nights bowl

 

6pm: Make tea

 

6.30pm: Win HHH cookie flip by rigging deck

 

8pm: Play local bowl

 

8.05pm: Bust out of bowl

8.10pm: Play roulette long enough to cover up first level bust out from Archie and Scotty

 

 

11.30pm: Troll NPF until bedtime

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