He was capped – I’m not folding my hand
He was polarised – I’m not folding any hand
Selection bias – I want to baffle you with science
Confirmation bias – I’m trying to prove you’re an arrogant prick because that’s what I want the outcome to be
In a vacuum – Fantasy land where any theory can be explained
Sigh, Aces cracked again – I had bottom pair
Hyperbole – Standard Bowlhuzz banter, not to be confused with fast paced local MTTs
Elevenerife – Bowlhuzz holiday destination of choice, he has to do one better than you
Cogito ergo sum – I know Latin and you don’t
Caveat emptor – I know Latin and have a law degree
Availability Heuristic – Mental shortcut that occurs when people make judgements about the probability of Bowlhuzz being a pompous prick
Polyanna Principle – Yes, I agree with everything positive you said about me and I’m gonna ignore the negative stuff
Forer Effect – My horoscope says I’m a super genius. Must be true.
Google – Unknown term. All Bowlhuzz knowledge was instilled at birth.